Women's T-Shirt — "Real Women Marry Assholes" Graphic Tee, Funny Bachelorette & Bridal Party Shirt

This slim-fit tee speaks with dry humor and confident attitude. Lightweight, breathable cotton drapes close to the body and keeps the printed message front-and-center without bulk. The ribbed collar and shoulder tape hold shape through repeated wear. Designed for someone who likes to make people laugh (and maybe roll their eyes), it layers easily under jackets or stands alone on warm days. The cropped-but-longer cut flatters the waist while the soft combed cotton keeps it comfortable from morning coffee to late-night banter.

Product features
- 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton for solid colors (heathers contain polyester blends)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) — breathable and easy to layer
- Slim fit with longer body length; runs smaller than usual
- Constructed with side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Tear-away label; meets adult flammability requirements

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean