Emotionally Out of Office | Burnout Humor Womens Tee | Bella+Canvas Graphic Shirt

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Your calendar is full. Your inbox is a crime scene. Your capacity for one more thing is completely, professionally, and permanently unavailable. The 'Emotionally Out of Office' tee is the auto-reply you actually want to send. This one's for the millennial women who have been showing up — at work, at home, for everyone — and have formally decided to notify the public that they are booked, unavailable, and emotionally on do-not-disturb. Burnout humor done right: not sad, not a cry for help — just aggressively accurate and deeply satisfying to wear. Gift it to the friend who just said 'I'm fine' through visibly gritted teeth, or wear it to your next obligation you didn't ask for. Perfect funny birthday gift for women who do everything for everyone and need the shirt to say what they won't. • Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Tee • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton • Retail fit, tear-away label, sizes XS–5XL Bastardized Clothing — for the unapologetically human. Out of office. Indefinitely.
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Your calendar is full. Your inbox is a crime scene. Your capacity for one more thing is completely, professionally, and permanently unavailable. The 'Emotionally Out of Office' tee is the auto-reply you actually want to send. This one's for the millennial women who have been showing up — at work, at home, for everyone — and have formally decided to notify the public that they are booked, unavailable, and emotionally on do-not-disturb. Burnout humor done right: not sad, not a cry for help — just aggressively accurate and deeply satisfying to wear. Gift it to the friend who just said 'I'm fine' through visibly gritted teeth, or wear it to your next obligation you didn't ask for. Perfect funny birthday gift for women who do everything for everyone and need the shirt to say what they won't. • Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Tee • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton • Retail fit, tear-away label, sizes XS–5XL Bastardized Clothing — for the unapologetically human. Out of office. Indefinitely.