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I Run on Beer Cigarettes and Coke | Edgy Lifestyle Tee | Bella+Canvas Adult Humor Shirt

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A balanced diet for the deeply unbalanced. All major food groups accounted for. This edgy funny graphic tee covers every essential nutrient for a very specific kind of lifestyle — no kale, no green juice, no apologies. For the blue-collar worker, the bar regular, and anyone who has looked at a wellness trend and laughed until they hurt. Sarcastic, self-aware, and honest in a way your doctor would absolutely hate. An outstanding adult humor gift for birthdays, guys' nights, or the person in your life who considers the phrase 'balanced lifestyle' a personal insult. The kale crowd won't understand. That's completely fine. That's actually the point. • Premium unisex graphic tee • Ring-spun cotton, retail fit • DTG printing, durable print quality • Sizes available in standard unisex sizing Bastardized Clothing — for the unapologetically human. Not FDA approved. Obviously.
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A balanced diet for the deeply unbalanced. All major food groups accounted for. This edgy funny graphic tee covers every essential nutrient for a very specific kind of lifestyle — no kale, no green juice, no apologies. For the blue-collar worker, the bar regular, and anyone who has looked at a wellness trend and laughed until they hurt. Sarcastic, self-aware, and honest in a way your doctor would absolutely hate. An outstanding adult humor gift for birthdays, guys' nights, or the person in your life who considers the phrase 'balanced lifestyle' a personal insult. The kale crowd won't understand. That's completely fine. That's actually the point. • Premium unisex graphic tee • Ring-spun cotton, retail fit • DTG printing, durable print quality • Sizes available in standard unisex sizing Bastardized Clothing — for the unapologetically human. Not FDA approved. Obviously.